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The Milk Made Advent Calendar 2013

December 25, 2013 / Kalvin Lazarte

With all of the work holiday parties and the long list of bartenders we’re buying presents for, it’s easy to forget what day it is. Every single year we think we have all the time in the world before Christmas comes crashing down on us, and every single year we end up buying gifts from some brightly lit grocery store on Christmas Eve. This year, instead of sitting around reciting lines from A Christmas Story, we’ve decided to make our very own Milk Made Advent Calendar.

For those of you who don’t know, an advent calendar is a sort of doomsday clock counting down the days until Santa arrives. The best part of the countdown is usually the piece of plastic-coated chocolate you get to shove in your mouth with each passing day, further adding to your debilitating holiday physique. Our advent calendar replaces the terrible taste of stale cocoa with visual reminders of why this holiday is still pretty awesome, even if it does leave us lying broke, stressed and overweight on the couches of relatives. Still though, it’s never gonna be as cool as Halloween.

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